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Fun Friday: Issuetrak’s 25 Best Dad Jokes

Father’s Day is this Sunday, and what better way to pay homage to all the wonderful dads out there than to share our favorite dad jokes? Here is a collection of Issuetrak’s favorites:

  • “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.”
  • “Why did the cat receive a ticket? He was littering!”
  • “How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.”
  • “I’ll call you later.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad!”
  • “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
  • “Did you get your hair cut?” “No, I got all of them cut.”
  • “I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.”
  • “What do you call cheese that’s not your own? Nacho cheese.”
  • “Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have antibodies!"
  • “What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.”
  • “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”
  • “Why do dogs float in water? They’re good buoys.”
  • “I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Doing it yourself is grate!”
  • “Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!”
  • “That wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers!”
  • “Why did the broom go to bed? It was sweepy!”
  • “Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation.”
  • “What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.”
  • “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
  • “What does a runner eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!”
  • “Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat dock.”
  • “Why is a bee’s hair sticky? It uses a honeycomb!”
  • “Shoutout to my fingers - I can always count on them!”
  • “I used to play piano by ear. Now I just use my hands!”
  • “When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!”

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