Father’s Day is this Sunday, and what better way to pay homage to all the wonderful dads out there than to share our favorite dad jokes? Here is a collection of Issuetrak’s favorites:
- “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.”
- “Why did the cat receive a ticket? He was littering!”
- “How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.”
- “I’ll call you later.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad!”
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
- “Did you get your hair cut?” “No, I got all of them cut.”
- “I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.”
- “What do you call cheese that’s not your own? Nacho cheese.”
- “Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have antibodies!"
- “What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.”
- “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”
- “Why do dogs float in water? They’re good buoys.”
- “I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Doing it yourself is grate!”
- “Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!”
- “That wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers!”
- “Why did the broom go to bed? It was sweepy!”
- “Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation.”
- “What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.”
- “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
- “What does a runner eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!”
- “Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat dock.”
- “Why is a bee’s hair sticky? It uses a honeycomb!”
- “Shoutout to my fingers - I can always count on them!”
- “I used to play piano by ear. Now I just use my hands!”
- “When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!”
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